The worst adult animation I've ever seen... And that's saying something.

I've been an avid hentai watcher for a long time. I've seen everything, from Tentacle-Rape shows to Fantasy-Romance. And, yes, I've seen a number of fairly horrid shows over the years. But even most horrid shows had some redeeming qualities. I mean, Immoral Sisters had some great character designs and lewd sex scenes, Slave Sisters had some pretty good (Japanese) voice acting, La Blue Girl girl had some laughable absurdity, and Clinic Ogenki had great humor and a talking penis. I used to think that every show, no matter how bad it is has to have at least SOMETHING that could vaguely resemble quality, something that doesn't make it a complete waste of resources, space, and time.

I stand corrected. The Princess Has Come of Age is the first adult animation I've watched that doesn't have any redeeming features whatsoever. Seriously, I can't even begin to tell you how bad this title is, so I'll just take things step-by-step.

Story/Plot: What story? What Plot? You see the description I wrote above? That's all the plot there is to the movie right there. And it's all just written out in the beginning so no pesky introductions. In the film, the Princess just shags something, then moves on the next suitor through a simple sequence and it keeps going until the movie finishes. No plot development, no twists between the sex scenes, nothing. It would be nice if the princess actually chose someone, but no, everything ends with a gang bang. By the way, if you haven't seen this don't read the last sentence.

Characters: Uhmm, let's see. There is a moronic sex-starved princess. A Dwarf that looks like Harry Potter's Dobby that can extend its genitalia at will. An Ugly Robot with a huge tongue and mechanical penis. A Potted Plant with tits. An Ugly Female White Skinned Alien, and some kind of mucus that has a couple of flying bat-winged phalluses. I honestly don't know what kind of drugs the guys that created this were taking. All I know is that I don't want any.

Animation/Art: I like 3D hentai. Seriously. I liked the art in Biko 3, and I've enjoyed the much villified Umemaro 3D. But there is a difference between good 3D art and garbage. The Princess Has Come of Age definitely contains the latter. The princess looks like what would happen if Halle Berry and the Gollum had a child that was dropped on its head at birth. And it only gets worse from there. The background graphics are absolutely laughable. I have created better graphics during marathon jerk-sessions. And I am an amateur.

Sound: Horrible English voices, non-believable moaning and lousy techno porn music. I believe that about sums it up. Ironically, the sound is the best part of the show.

Ecchi Content: There may be some of you that might consider watching a mongoloid girl getting it on with a potted plant a huge turn on. I don't and frankly, if you do, I really don't want to meet you.

Final Thoughts: People actually created this. People actually animated this. People actually recorded sound and effects for this. People actually spent time for this. Some people are even going to spend money on this. And I've just wasted 1 hour of my life watching this. I just lost faith in humanity and me. I feel so dirty. Give me my dignity back!

I think I'll go set myself on fire now...

My advice... avoid this tripe at all costs.

Lensman's Ratings:Animation/Art: 1; Story/Plot: 1; Characters:3; Sounds: 4; Overall Impact:1